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World’s first PORN university to open in Colombia with lectures on ‘what matters in an erection’ and ‘live sex workshops’

PORN actress Amaranta Hank has just opened the world’s first University of Porn. The sex-school offers workshops and conferences which specialise in production, acting and sales of pornographic materials. The X-rated star originally worked as a journalist, and rose to fame in her home country of Colombia after losing a bet in which she promised to strip naked for a shoot with SOHO magazine if her home football team, Deportivo Cucuta got promoted to the top division. NEWS FLAKES NG further gathered that Following the success from her racy snaps, Hank opted to change careers and hasn’t looked back since. ‘LIVE PRACTICES’ Now she wants to help budding porn producers [Read]

Man Dies During Sex Competition After Finishing The Seventh Round [READ MORE]

A middle-aged Nigerian man has sadly died during a sex competition after endeavouring to finish the seventh round. The deceased identified only as Davy reportedly died on his sex contender also identified as Loveth. NEWS FLAKES NG gathers that he reportedly took Loveth to a popular hotel located in Ikotun area of Lagos after a debate about which of the two would emerge victorious in a marathon sex. While the deceased believed he has sufficient prowess to make Loveth run for her life, she also insisted that the deceased would not withstand her ability to accommodate many rounds of hot sex. Davy trusted himself so much that he staked N50,000, [Read]

High School Student Tries Randy Orton’s ‘RKO’ On Principal, Police Intervenes

(CBSMiami /CBS Local) – A high school student was arrested Wednesday after allegedly trying a wrestling move on his high school principal. Gianny Sosa, 18, faces a judge Thursday morning after pulling an ‘RKO’ move on the principal at Miami South Ridge Senior High School. Police said the principal told them Sosa assaulted him in the second-floor hallway. An ‘RKO’ or ‘Randy Keith Orton,’ named after the wrestler who came up with it is a ‘finishing move,’ involving grabbing an opponent by the neck, jumping into the air and driving his head onto the mat in the fall. STUDENT RECORDS VIDEO AFTER ALLEGEDLY PULLING A WRESTLING MOVE ON HIS PRINCIPAL [Read]

BREAKING: British Prime Minister Theresa May Resigns [READ MORE]

Fresh reports from England suggests that British Prime Minister Theresa May on Friday announced in an emotional address that she will step down as Conservative leader on June 7 after failing to persuade MPs to support her Brexit deal.  “It is and will always remain a matter of deep regret to me that I have not been able to deliver Brexit,” May, her voice breaking with emotion, said in a statement outside her Downing Street residence. The resignation will signal the formal start of a leadership contest during which May would remain as caretaker prime minister. “I will resign as leader of the Conservative and Unionist Party on Friday, 7th [Read]

BREAKING: Saudi Arabia Releases Innocently Detained Zainab Aliyu To Nigeria [READ MORE]

Fresh report reaching NEWS FLAKES NG as at PRESS TIME has it that the Nigerian government has secured the release of Zainab Aliyu, the student of Maitama Sule University, Kano, who was arrested and has been in detention since December when a banned drug, tramadol, was found in her bag on arrival in Saudi Arabia. Aliyu’s continued detention has sparked widespread sympathy all over the country, on the back of claims that she was innocent and only fell victim to a drug cartel at the Mallam Aminu Kano International Airport, Kano, that specialises in keeping hard drugs in travellers’ bags. However, the Office of the Permanent Secretary in the Ministry [Read]

BREAKING: Comedian wins Ukraine presidential election in landslide victory

Fresh report reaching NEWS FLAKES NG as at PRESS TIME has it that a comedian with no political experience won a landslide victory in Ukraine’s presidential election Sunday, exit polls showed, dealing a stunning rebuke to the country’s political establishment . Volodymyr Zelensky, whose only previous political role was playing the president on television , trounced incumbent Petro Poroshenko by taking 73 percent of the vote, according to exit polls conducted by several think tanks . Poroshenko lost to the television star across all regions of the country , including in the west where he traditionally enjoyed strong support . It was an extraordinary outcome to a campaign that started [Read]

TRAGEDY: Black Friday! 13 Confirmed Dead As Church Collapses During Easter Service [SEE PHOTOS]

Tragedy struck as church building collapses killing about 13 people instantly. According to BBC, the unfortunate incident occurred yesterday been Good Friday at the start of Easter service. The wall of the pentecostal church collapse leaving many persons injured. It was gathered that 29 individuals were hurried to medical clinic after the breakdown in the beach front territory of KwaZulu-Natal. Nearby authorities have blamed the catastrophe for overwhelming downpour of rain in the region around eMpangeni on Thursday night. A large portion of the unfortunate casualties were allegedly women dozing in the church. A 11-year-old young lady is believed to be among them. The divider at the front of the [Read]

SHOCKING! Two black Snakes chase President out of office [FIND OUT WHICH PRESIDENT HERE]

  NEWS FLAKES NG gathers that snakes have chased Liberian President, George Weah out of office. A snake was found in Weah’s office, forcing him to work from his private residence, according to the BBC. The President’s Press Secretary, Smith Toby told the BBC that on Wednesday two black snakes were found in the foreign affairs ministry building, site of the official office. All staff have been told to stay away until 22 April. “It’s just to make sure that crawling and creeping things get fumigated from the building,” Mr Toby said. “The Ministry of Foreign Affairs hosts the office of the president, so it did an internal memo asking [Read]

SHOCKING! Robbers break into police station, steal rifles, ammunition as officers watch UEFA match

NEWS FLAKES NG gathers that thieves broke into a police station on Tuesday night as all officers on duty abandoned their post to watch a UEFA Champions League match at a nearby trading centre. Parisian Thieves Burgle Thiago Silva’s Home Kenya Standard newspaper reported that the incident happened at Kobujoi Police Station, Nandi County, Kenya. [READ ALSO] Barca, Messi down Man Utd as Ronaldo, Juve Crash Out of UCL [READ MORE] The thieves made away with three rifles and ammunitions. On returning to the post, the soccer-crazy policemen discovered that the room of the officer in-charge, which also serves as an armoury was open. They walked in to find the steel [Read]

COUP: Joy turns to fear in Sudan as army takes control after ousting Bashir [READ MORE]

Protesters who rushed on to the streets to celebrate the ouster of Sudanese strongman Omar al-Bashir Thursday are facing the prospect of a long struggle ahead as the military figures who ended his 30-year rule seem to be preparing to hang on to power. As news of Bashir’s downfall was still reverberating around the world, a military council dissolved the government, suspended the country’s constitution and declared a three month state of emergency. The military said it will remain in control for at least two years to oversee a “transition of power,” leading to dismay from protesters and outside observers that elections will not be held anytime soon. NEWS FLAKES [Read]

JUST IN: Nigeria ranked sixth most miserable country in the world [READ MORE]

  An economist from John Hopkins University in Baltimore, US, Steve Hanke, has ranked Nigeria as the sixth most miserable country in the world. The ranking is titled, Hanke ’s Annual Misery Index 2018: The World’s Saddest (And Happiest) Countries. NEWS FLAKES NG gathers that Writing in the Forbes magazine of March 28, the economist notes that Misery Index is calculated using economic indices such as unemployment, inflation and the rates banks charge on loans. [READ ALSO] BREAKING: Ogun Gov-elect, Dapo Abiodun To Scrap Ogun Poly, MAUSTECH “In the sphere of economics , misery tends to flow from high inflation, steep borrowing costs and unemployment,” Hanke warns. The Index notes that [Read]

BREAKING: Army demands immediate removal of President [READ MORE]

Ahmed Salah, Algeria’s chief of army staff, has demanded President Abdelaziz Bouteflika be declared unfit to rule after weeks of protests against him. The army chief urged an immediate adoption of the country’s Article 102, which allows for a president to vacate office if declared unfit. “We must find a way out of this crisis immediately, within the constitutional framework,” he said in a speech on television “This solution achieves consensus and must be accepted by all.” Klopp defiant after Liverpool battle back to beat Burnley This comes days after the 82-year-old leader who got to power in 1999, dropped his reelection ambition following a wave of protest. The development [Read]

BREAKING: Nigeria ranks 85th out of 156 happiest countries in the world [SEE FULL LIST]

– ranks 2nd in Sub-Saharan Africa  Fresh report reaching NEWS FLAKES NG at PRESS TIME has it that as the world marks the International Day of Happiness, Nigeria is ranked 85 out of 156 countries and second in sub-Saharan Africa. This is according to the annual Global Happiness Policy Report produced by the Global Happiness Council, which was released on Wednesday. It was edited by John F. Helliwell, Richard Layard, Jeffrey D. Sachs, et al. Nigeria’s ranking is an improvement from its 91 position ranking in 2018. Finland came first as the happiest country in the world for the second year in a row, followed by Denmark, Norway, Iceland and [Read]

Buhari runs govt with no direction – Financial Times [READ MORE]

The Financial Times of London says President Muhammadu Buhari has been running a government that lacks a clear direction in the last four years. The newspaper, therefore, called on the President to see his re -election as and opportunity to do the right thing. The Financial Times said this in its editorial which has been read and shared thousands of times around the world . It said there was no clear economic policy like that of Rwanda and Ethiopia . It read in part, “With his renewed mandate , it is now Mr Buhari ’s task to rebuild faith by running a dynamic and successful administration and by building the [Read]

U.S congratulates Buhari over re-election [READ MORE]

  The United Secretary, U.S. Secretary of State Michael Pompeo has congratulated the people of Nigeria on a successful presidential election, and President Muhammadu Buhari on his re-election. A statement by the Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity, Chief Femi Adesina in Abuja said that Secretary Pompeo commended all Nigerians who participated peacefully in the February 23 Presidential and National Assembly elections and condemned those whose acts of violence harmed Nigerians and the electoral process. [READ ALSO] Alleged election rigging: Atiku, PDP leaders show video proofs to Abdulsalami, Kukah, others [READ MORE] He said, ‘‘We note the assessments of international and domestic observer missions affirming the overall credibility [Read]